Waffles, of course. Prepare for page bake times.

11 min read

Something Update #???

Me

No.

What?

Myself
Me

You’re not coming back from a several months long hiatus with two pages of waffle gifs.

Aww…

Myself

🙁

Myself

Why not?

Myself
Me

Well for one the whole thing is an inside joke that you explicitly draw attention to here.

Me

And waffles are not as inherently funny as you seem to think.

Waffles are always funny, tho!

Myself
Me

Myself

No, yeah, you’re right.

Myself

But I think it might work here!

Myself
Me

Maybe, but I thought this was supposed to be a return to form

Pfft

Myself

No.

Myself
Me

So this whole thing is just a weird waffle joke?

No, it’s just not a return to form.

Myself

Why would I return to form?

Myself

The form got boring.

Myself

To write and (I assume) to read.

Myself
Me

How are waffle gifs a good replacement for boring updates?

Um…

Myself

How are they not?

Myself
Me

You have told them nothing about your writing progress!

Me

Which are what I assumed these blog updates were for

Me

And you haven’t updated your story in 9 months!

Well, that’s ’cause I’ve been plotting.

Myself
Me

Plotting what?

Me

Dude, don’t do anything stupid

Bruh

Myself

My story

Myself

I’ve been plotting out my story

Myself
Me

Oh

You of all people should know I’m not organized enough yet to bring any earnest plottings to fruition yet.

Myself
Me

True

Me

So are you, like, planning all your scenes out or something?

Nooo

Myself
Me

‘Cause that’s gonna take a while.

No no no no no

Myself

I’m just figuring out big plot points and the general order they’ll probably be in.

Myself
Me

Oh

Me

That shouldn’t take too long.

Yeah, it shouldn’t

Myself

Though it’d probably be a lot quicker if I didn’t keep getting hyperfocused on Sims 4

Myself
Me

Oh no

Me

You downloaded it didn’t you?

Me

I told you this would happen!

Me

You never listen to me!

But it was free!

Myself
Me

You’re never gonna finish this story, are you?

Hey!

Myself

I resent that remark!

Myself
Me

It’s true, tho

>:(

Myself

I’ve already installed an app blocker on the computer. How do you think I finished this update?

Myself
Me

Hm…

Me

Well as long as you actually use it, that may actually help.

Yep.

Myself
Me

Yep.

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